Don't Let it Rain During Recess
Why I love teaching.
Monday, June 25, 2012
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Bible School
The preschoolers got out the bible trivia cards and asked my teacher friend to ask them questions.
Question #1. How many days did it take God to create the world?
Olivia: Six hundred million!
Kaylynn: Jesus!
Alexis: It has to be a number stupid. The answer is seven.
Teacher: Close. The number is six. God rested on the seventh day.
Alexis: God got arrested? Hahahaha!
Question #1. How many days did it take God to create the world?
Olivia: Six hundred million!
Kaylynn: Jesus!
Alexis: It has to be a number stupid. The answer is seven.
Teacher: Close. The number is six. God rested on the seventh day.
Alexis: God got arrested? Hahahaha!
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Oh shit! Shart!
School nurses do not get paid enough. Overheard at the nurses office:
I thought I was farting but a lump came out.
I think I threw up in my underwear!
I thought I was farting but a lump came out.
I think I threw up in my underwear!
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Yummy!
Me: What's your favorite animal?
Student: Chicken!
Me: What animal do you wish you could be?
Student: Chicken!
Me: What's your favorite food?
Student: Chicken Nuggets!
Student: Chicken!
Me: What animal do you wish you could be?
Student: Chicken!
Me: What's your favorite food?
Student: Chicken Nuggets!
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Food for Thought
My autistic student cracks me up. He's smarter than anyone. He says, "Your pants are on backwards!!" I said, "No, honey, the pockets just look like that." He goes, "SHAWN, your PANTS are on BACKWARD!! How can you teach us anything!?!?!?!"
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