Me: What's your favorite animal?
Student: Chicken!
Me: What animal do you wish you could be?
Student: Chicken!
Me: What's your favorite food?
Student: Chicken Nuggets!
My autistic student cracks me up. He's smarter than anyone. He says, "Your pants are on backwards!!" I said, "No, honey, the pockets just look like that." He goes, "SHAWN, your PANTS are on BACKWARD!! How can you teach us anything!?!?!?!"