Bible School

The preschoolers got out the bible trivia cards and asked my teacher friend to ask them questions.
Question #1. How many days did it take God to create the world?
Olivia: Six hundred million!
Kaylynn: Jesus!
Alexis: It has to be a number stupid. The answer is seven.
Teacher: Close. The number is six. God rested on the seventh day.
Alexis: God got arrested? Hahahaha!

Oh shit! Shart!

School nurses do not get paid enough. Overheard at the nurses office:

I thought I was farting but a lump came out.

I think I threw up in my underwear!

Speed

Overheard from one teacher to another, "My kids are operating at the speed of DUH today."