It would be a cheap shot to pick on her spelling, so I won't. I'll just ask, why not? What's wrong with Andrea? The rest of us had to suffer through it. C'mon, Andrea. Suck it up. Someday--when you find yourself middle-aged and 30 lbs overweight, when you are trapped in a loveless marriage, when you are forced by necessity to work a demeaning job that barely pays you enough to keep body and soul together, when all of your dreams have died and been replaced by alcoholic binges--the fact that you never have to play gym again will be the only motivation you have to get out of bed every day.
Also, what's up with the erased bit? Did Andrea's mom originally try to spell it with two Ms?
Oh, where to start?
ReplyDeleteIt would be a cheap shot to pick on her spelling, so I won't. I'll just ask, why not? What's wrong with Andrea? The rest of us had to suffer through it. C'mon, Andrea. Suck it up. Someday--when you find yourself middle-aged and 30 lbs overweight, when you are trapped in a loveless marriage, when you are forced by necessity to work a demeaning job that barely pays you enough to keep body and soul together, when all of your dreams have died and been replaced by alcoholic binges--the fact that you never have to play gym again will be the only motivation you have to get out of bed every day.
Also, what's up with the erased bit? Did Andrea's mom originally try to spell it with two Ms?